An Atheist and a Little Girl on a Plane Joke

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

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The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

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Breaking: Westboro Baptist Church Will Picket In Stillwater, OK At OSU After Tragic Loss Of Basketball Coach Kurt Budke & Staff

Unbelievable, it’s already on their picketing schedule Westboro Baptists Church @meganphelps , @MargieJPhelps plans to picket November 21, 2011 11:15 AM – 12:00 PM in Stillwater, OKlahoma. Their hate-filled langauge is justifying the crash that killed Oklahoma State women’s basketball Coach Kurt Budke and assistant Miranda Serna. Westboro’s website says the following excerpt (Full Post Is Below)…

“On November 17, a former Oklahoma state senator and (by all accounts) pilot extraordinaire, his wife, two Oklahoma State University coaches, along with two others, were flying in Arkansas; God cast down that plane, issuing each of those passengers a summons that could not be refused. “I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.” Deut. 32:39. Too late to do anything about those people! They were suddenly, instantly dispatched with this message: “Thou Fool, this night, thy soul shall be required of thee…” Luke 12:20.”

We, in NO WAY, support Westboro Baptist church but the full schedule can be viewed here. This is a tragic loss for Oklahoma State, The State of Oklahoma, and all those who were affected. RIP

Update: Correct date and time for their picket is November 21, 2011 11:15 AM – 12:00 PM. Westboro Baptist Church says the tragedy is retribution for Oklahoma passing unconstitutional laws and ungodly behavior. Their justification and full post is below:
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“In November 2006, Westboro Baptist Church was at Oklahoma State University to participate in a so-called First Amendment Congress, because the US Military (via a faithless marine father) had sued us. While there, the rebel students came out against us, and the other speakers and audience evilly entreated us.

Meanwhile, the State of Oklahoma was busy passing unconstitutional laws to try to shut up the Word of God from the mouth of His servants at WBC.

When those efforts failed to stop the Word of God from going forth, the law enforcement and city fathers of some Oklahoma towns became complicit with criminal bikers and sundry thugs (united in their hatred of God) and began a pattern of lawless conduct, including but not limited to: using government vehicles to hide our presence; slashing our tires; threatening us; chucking projectiles of various kinds at us and our vehicles; etc. God delivered us out of it all in great mercy.

As if all of that were not bad enough, the Oklahoma legislature brought in a fag to pray over their open session. God was watching!

Now, God is repaying Oklahoma to their face for their crimes against Him. Per God’s promise, Oklahoma can only be considered a people in great distress. We at WBC will do our God-given duty to rise early, daily and betimes (i.e., when you need it) to bring the Bread of Life, to offer Oklahoma the only hope to get out of the mess they are in (to include fires, droughts, tornadoes, rogue storms, snow, dead children in great numbers at the hand of their parents and every kind of unforseen GodSmack!).

On November 17, a former Oklahoma state senator and (by all accounts) pilot extraordinaire, his wife, two Oklahoma State University coaches, along with two others, were flying in Arkansas; God cast down that plane, issuing each of those passengers a summons that could not be refused. “I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.” Deut. 32:39. Too late to do anything about those people! They were suddenly, instantly dispatched with this message: “Thou Fool, this night, thy soul shall be required of thee…” Luke 12:20.

The duty of every soul in Oklahoma and Doomed america is to fear God and keep His commandments.

Westboro’s daily, fervent prayer is that God will call out His people from this irreversibly corrupt land and fulfill His promise to destroy it.”
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An Atheist and a Little Girl on a Plane Joke

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would […]

Breaking: Westboro Baptist Church Will Picket In Stillwater, OK At OSU After Tragic Loss Of Basketball Coach Kurt Budke & Staff

Unbelievable, it’s already on their picketing schedule Westboro Baptists Church @meganphelps , @MargieJPhelps plans to picket November 21, 2011 11:15 AM – 12:00 PM in Stillwater, OKlahoma. Their hate-filled langauge is justifying the crash that killed Oklahoma State women’s basketball Coach Kurt Budke and assistant Miranda Serna. Westboro’s website says the following excerpt (Full Post […]