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An Atheist and a Little Girl on a Plane Joke

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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

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The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

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Keanu Reeves Death Hoax on Twitter, Facebook Is False After Whitney Houston’s Death

After the death of one of the world’s greatest voice’s, Whitney Houston, some people are trying to capitalize off the singer’s death by claiming that Keanu Reeves feel to his death in New Zealand. This is absolutely FALSE. The link on Facebook points to a several sentence report with very little information. This is what the link says…

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Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the actor fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.

The accident occurred at approximately 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12).

Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
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TIP: While the initial link doesn’t look malicious it does go to a website with Google Adsense which means this probably was purposely created to make money. What a tragedy it is to lose someone like the great Whitney Houston and also to have spammers, website creators fake another person’s death just for a few dollars. We recommend that you do NOT click the link or go to the story. This is NOT true!

- Trae

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TAM Airlines Racist Passenger Story [Facebook Trend] True/False?

So, there’s a story making its stop around Facebook and Twitter about a white lady who traveled on TAM Airlines (Brazilian Airline Company) and she complained about sitting next to a Black man. While, this probably happened at some point in time, this particular story isn’t verified and possibly not true in its entirety. We will investigate why.

stop TAM Airlines Racist Passenger Story [Facebook Trend] True/False?

These racist airline tales have surfaced since 1998 featuring a number of different airlines and different characters. This is how the current story goes that is circulating around Facebook…

This happened on TAM airlines.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

“What’s the problem, ma?” the hostess asked her

“Can’t you see?” the lady said – “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat”

- “Please, calm down, ma” – said the hostess
“Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any.”

The hostess left and returned some minutes later.

“Madam, as I told you, there isn’t any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn’t any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class.”

And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued

“Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person.”

And turning to the black man, the hostess said:

“Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class…”

And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet.”

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While the story has a moral and the underdog wins it seems to be completely fabricated and made up from start to finish. There’s no approximate date, flight number, or additional accounts from passengers. The story is complete fiction because it parallels the below story on a British Airways flight. The story is similar and starts like this…

On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African Lady has found herself sitting next to a black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.

“What seems to be the problem Madam?” asked the attendant.

“Can’t you see?” she said ” You’ve sat me next to a [derogatory term for a black African person]. I can’t possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!”

“Please calm down Madam.” the stewardess relied. “The flight is very full today, but I’ll tell you what I’ll do-I’ll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class.” The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self satisfied grin: “Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I’ve spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class.” Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues … “It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone be forced to sit next to such an obnoxious person.” With which, she turned to the black man sitting next to the woman, and said: “So if you’d like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you…” At which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the black guy walks up to the front of the plane.

So, the current TAM Airlines racist story is inspirational but complete fiction. Recycled for your pleasure.

- Trae

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[Definition] Reductive: Changing From One Form To Another…Madonna Mentioned This On ABC

So, today I learned a new word courtesy of The Material Girl herself; Madonna. When asking about Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” and how she imitates Madonna’s style, legacy, music…Madonna responded with, “It feels Reductive.” The interviewers said what does that mean. Madonna said, “Look it up.” So, I do.

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Reductive means the act of reduction therefore it is the processes of converting something from one form to another by reducing.

Bottom-line, Madonna wasn’t exactly dissing Lady Gaga but she definitely wasn’t going over-the-top to complimenting her song/style. She was making a direct correlation that one had to do with the other and it was similar but Lady Gaga’s form was more an incarnation of her original work.

- Trae

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